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The 1000 Cannibal March

Thu Oct 22, 2009, 3:06 PM

Mood: Terror
Listening to: The Sound of War Drums
Reading: The Art of War
Watching: My Own Glorious Conquest
Playing: With Human Lives
Eating: Human Flesh
Drinking: Dr. Pepper

Minions!
As usual, I have a convention to go to just before my GLORIOUS RISE TO INTERNET POWER every year, so I will be TEMPORARILY ABSENT.
I now entrust you WRETCHED SLAVE PIGGIES to SPREAD MY TAINT across deviantArt, so when I get back on Tuesday, we'll be ready to troll the whole world by Halloween Friday. I will also be busy HAVING A GOOD TIME. I mean, CONVERTING NEW MEAT TO THE CAUSE.

If every person who is wearing an avatar right now can get 3 more people on board, and they can get 3 more people on board, we should easily reach quota this year. So GET TO WORK!
As always, we start at midnight, New Zealand time, and end 48 hours later. Just like in that zombie movie.

Competitions this year!

Avatar on Rye
Best custom Murk avatar wins!
Prizes include a 3 month sub, and future donations from Cannibalthusiasts.

Deep-Fried Fright
Best terrified comments wins! Go scare some people!
Prizes include a journal feature. And maybe a back rub.

Half-Baked Fandom
Read my webcomic, The Cannibalhood? Do fanart of it, and win stuff.
Prizes include a drawing by me, a custom painted Mighty Mugg and/or other stuff people wanna throw in.

I'll also have a few other choice little events on the day, while running a Livestream of me drawing and running the chatrooms CannibalCentral and TheThoughtBooth.

PAQ. Probably Asked Questions:

What is Murk?
Its yo' MOMMA, that's who.

What is the point of this Cannibal March?
Every year, I aim to have 1000 people wearing the Murk avatar. Because there's no better time to do it than Halloween, really. And its really just to have some fun and scare more people who aren't familiar with it - I've spooked thousands now.

Why the name change from "The Thousand Murk March"?
It was catchier, sure, but this event isn't just about me and my UNQUENCHABLE THIRST FOR POWER. It's about you getting to intimdate your friends, as a terrifying, personality-cultin' hoarde.

I want to change it, but I don't have my avatar saved. What do I do?
EVERY. YEAR. You people need to learn to use a computer. Right click on your current icon, and select "Save Image As". Or go to File > Save Page.
Then change your avatar to a Murktastic one for the event, and change it back when we're done. Please stop bothering me with this!

Will you make me a Murk avatar?
I most certainly will, if I have the time. But why not use one of the many I already have on display in the mean time?

Are you a zombie?
No, sir. I'm a cannibal. We tend to be killed easier than the undead, but we're far smarter. I'll take brains over brawn any day.

NOW MY FLESHY COMPODRES! FORWARD MARCH!

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~AvSkyggene Oct 22, 2009, 3:12:28 PM

You know me, I'll be there at the last minute.

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The DA Music Forum - "You're too stupid to listen to music."

`MurkHellsing Oct 22, 2009, 3:14:56 PM

As long as you contaminate a few other people along the way, I'm okay with this.

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_{Gallery | Murks Guides To Life | Official Website}

~AvSkyggene Oct 22, 2009, 3:16:13 PM

I'll see what I can do.

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The DA Music Forum - "You're too stupid to listen to music."

`MurkHellsing Oct 22, 2009, 3:16:38 PM

You could be doing it right now.

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_{Gallery | Murks Guides To Life | Official Website}

=KdaAnimefan Oct 22, 2009, 3:27:10 PM

i may not particpate in contests, but ill spread murkness ^^

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Be true with yourself
Its up to us to spread our wings
Motivation is how you start, habit is how you continue
There is more to relationships then the ecstasy of the flesh and body
Commit to a promise

`MurkHellsing Oct 22, 2009, 3:31:57 PM

Then go forth and scare to your hearts content.

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_{Gallery | Murks Guides To Life | Official Website}

=KdaAnimefan Oct 22, 2009, 3:41:05 PM

heh heh, sure ^^

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Be true with yourself
Its up to us to spread our wings
Motivation is how you start, habit is how you continue
There is more to relationships then the ecstasy of the flesh and body
Commit to a promise

=AkimaDoll Oct 22, 2009, 3:59:01 PM

I've been marching all month!

and I've been scaring people!

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"Gear up: some idiot tried to smuggle a Koala on a submarine."
-Gibbs.
NCIS

Marching with Murk all month Long! - ~MurkMarch09

~TheVinnler Oct 22, 2009, 4:47:01 PM

Oh yeah. I've been ready for several weeks now!

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-V

~memecki-yahvwayla Oct 22, 2009, 5:12:28 PM

You might also suggest people mention you in their own journals to help spread the word.

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[link] <- oh, look whirling tarts in beta form.

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Dec 1, 2009 I Will
Nov 29, 2009 Blatant Observations and Cruel Logical Arguments
Nov 25, 2009 Maintaining Notoriety
Nov 21, 2009 Palmy Drawing Meet
Nov 20, 2009 The Thought Booth
Nov 18, 2009 Palmerston North Drawfest
Nov 15, 2009 Ding!
Nov 14, 2009 Join my fan page.
Nov 11, 2009 Clean, clear and under control
Nov 10, 2009 Coffee Burn
Nov 7, 2009 The Just Do It Competition Round II
Nov 7, 2009 The New Zealand Pokemon Project
Nov 7, 2009 Call for collaborators and fan artists
Nov 4, 2009 Palmerston North
Nov 3, 2009 Operation Drama Drop
Nov 1, 2009 And Suddenly
Oct 31, 2009 Stop it! Murk March Continues!
Oct 30, 2009 The 1000 Cannibal March - 36 Hours Remaining
Oct 28, 2009 I Guess I'll Talk About Armageddon
Oct 27, 2009 The Doctor, Armageddon and Palmerston North

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The murktastic me :

The mysterious side project: ~TalesOfTheOa

Meet the Murkies:
The eyeless me : ~DustyApples
The party me : ~panel
The fanart me : ~TheMurkFanartWall
The cultist me : ~MurkNight
The crazy me : ~cowalien

Twins:
The Asian Murk: ~l337squerrel
The good twin : `Obsidian-Fox
Osaka-loving siamese twin : ~seanne-rkr
Siamese Australian : ~Xantoss

Siblings:
The awesome brother : ~LupineWarlord
The apathetic emo brother : ~Weregnome
Angry hentai-loving brother : ~Jakesword
Kitten eating brother : ~Lyser-san
Loner brother (who is crazy) : =Joshi38
Crossdressing younger brother : `timmy64
Maniacal sister : ~Larentia-Ariadne
Step sister twice removed who is addicted to maple syrup like a drug: ~shadow-phoegon
Creepy older sister : ~RavenHime
Gothic older sister : ~ezradeacon
Another big sister : =JezFez81
Dungeon sister : ~evilrichyseth
Bagsy sister (whatever that means): ~redis-thenew-black
Sonic crazed surrogate spawn sister : ~WAYPASTCOOL
The angelic, yet sinful sister : ~bledangel
The little sister who is trying to murder me : ~jojoba
Sexy nerd sister : ~4everADarkAngle
Yaoi obsessed lil sister : ~saiyan-shinzo
Cool asian nee-chan : ~Erzeugen
Sexy, lusty, lush of a sister : ~DameStjernelys
Half-brother : ~papiland
Son with asperger autism : ~invaderrat
Incestious Sister : =forgotten-fire

Children:
Emo daughter who hides in the attic : ~snow-princess
The sensitive and artistic daughter : ~kool-kittykat
Adopted son (who is a dragon?) : !gecko8940k
My adopted child from a third world country : `Mrcrapinson
Physically abused son : ~vermin1000
Bastard son : !malomeat
Fetus in fetu : *puppetcore
DDR-addicted son : ~Nekojin-tuxtard
Cutest daughter who is freakishly obsessed with me and wants to be just like me when she's older : ~better-than-i-was

Parents:
My dA dad : ~Neomage
My deeply disturbed mother : ~Lord-Fox

Grandparents:
Corrupt millionaire grandfather : =Doomsday-device
The too-many-cat owning grandmother : *KagomeResurrected
Senile veteran grandfather : =jake10684
The retired grandmother : ~mo0nangel

Great Grandparents:
Crazy great grandmother with cat boobs : ~SylverStrike

Godparents:
The fairy godmother : ~markskywalker
"The Godfather" : =Cobrafire
Morbid godfather who cracks his knuckles : ~morbidman187

In-Laws:
Ultra-hyper adorable nyu-tastic sister-in-law : ~mizunosailormercury

Uncles:
The badass drunken uncle : `GH-MoNGo
The clumsy drunken uncle : !DoomGraphics
Pervert uncle who smells funny : `VernonX9000
Psychotic uncle everyone loves : ~radicus-wolf
Maniacal mad scientist uncle : ~DoctorBollocks
Uncle with Tourettes : ~voxpopulivoxdie

Aunties:
The crazy aunty who smells like farm animals : `Tepara
The crazy aunt who writes saucy porn novels : ^StJoan
The crazy aunt who works in a library : ~aristotleunbound
Aunt from Świdnica : ~Eclipse84
Strange, flakey aunty (who was adopted) : ~gothkath
"Aunty Rowan: The Aunty that fixes everybodys problem's for the small fee of written pornography who is also feared by lesser mortals." : ~walnutangel

Nephews and Nieces:
The pissy emo niece : *Hello-Uh-AHCRAP
Creepy bookish niece : ~katherose
The cetacean obsessed nephew : ~Gordorca
Nephew in rehab for cocaine : ~BlackMage86

Cousins:
The cousin Uncle Vernon pervs on : ^Hanratty-Stock
The hippy, vegan cousin : ~trinasonneveld
Drunken first cousin : ~surfing-ant
Creepy goth cousin : ~Lady-Jonia
Crazy cousin : ~remey
Wannabe cousin : ~skeithdestroyer
White trash cousin : ~Enigma26
The musical cousin : ~gingerpeace
The second cousin (twice removed) : ~Soolzy94
The geeky, paranoid cousin : ~boot2theheadman
The mute, murderous cousin : ~TwilightThorn
Purple people eating cousin : ~balloons
Distant cousin no-one gives a shit about : ~SulphurSpoon
Distant cousin who forgot hes related to me : ~zenmasterx
Second cousin who works for the secret service : ~frozenverdugo
Weird cousin we don't like to talk about : ~Kamakacci
The ugly cousin who has a raincloud over their head : ~WhiteWind13
Hillbilly cousin from Australia : :*PeaceOut
Distant cousin : ~Aspherin
Long lost cousin who spounges off people : *Sir-Didymus
Long lost cousin who is a president : ~barbranz
Second cousin twice removed : ~personalhobbit
Deathly mute, cute-obsessing cousin : ~sugarsk8
The bouncy boobs obsessed cousin from Canada : ~Manuverse
Deviously annoying lil cousin : ~Dark-lil-Angel
Bratty little cousin 32 times removed that noone loves : =EclipseDarkmaster
Cousin with a Joker fetish that knows where I sleep: ~FallenElementalist
Crazy Cat-loving Cousin that Lives on an Isolated Island : :jadefyres-freedom:

Misc. Family:
Distant niece of your second cousin : *magmanorn
Non-related, transvestite man-aunty : `manic-cure
Your third aunt's long lost brother : `arrioch
Bastard lovechild of Vernon and Enigma : *queenoftheshadows
The guy that people don't really know how he's related to the family, but shows up to all the events : ~integral
The guy in the basement of unknown relation with the bonesaw who disposes of the family's... accidents : ~FEDasDUCK

Pets:
VAMPIRE CAT: ~NefWolf
Pet goldfish : ~zie-chan
Pet evil monkey : =OpheliaWhispers
Pet fridge mould : ~VolensVivarium
Drunken pet bird : ~birdbirdbird
Odd dragon-rat pet : ~Sapphire10
Hazardous pet vote : `votemark
Pet metool : ~Kashikoi
Grandma's pervert cat : ~SylverStrike
The cuddly hamster : ~swirlingmist
The horny dog : ~kookro
Pet wolf : ~DeathSmash
Pet duck : ~pluish
Annoying constantly talking parrot : ~psylocke3247
The mutated three head rat : ~thwackoogrrbaby
Pet Twazak : !Twazak
Gender-confused Trogdor : ~orochitorachan
Pet Panda who likes to scare people : ~Auzzie-Panda
The annoyingly cocky cat : ~viael
Left-foot-consuming Meowfox : ~chikhra
Pet Frog : ~froggy-hicks
Ghoul that lives in the dusty attic : ~Marimenala
Cripple crazy : ~Kkaled
Pet Witch kept on a Leash : ~TrineWitch
Murkkip : `scaramoushe
Pet Werewolf : ~jimmyeatsyourworld

Friends:
Talented friend of whom I have a close and enriching relationship : *Arkillian
Gaming buddy : =MMM-AJ
Drinking buddy #1: ~fello
Drinking buddy #2 : `S-Que
Drinking buddy #3 : ~steelbender
Vodka drinking buddy : ~PplAreStrange
The awfully quiet and mysterious drinking buddy : ~TokyoSession25
Stabby friend : `Spoolaroo
The girly musician friend : ~doubtingthomas
Rich bitch friend : ~fullmetalstarscream
Ouija board obsessed punk chick friend : ~timewarper93
English hobbit friend : =SiPod
Pirate Laywer who gives me hugs : ~gloomeress
The Institutionalized Heretic Bohemian Friend : ~LaHamletta
One time bank robbery hostage with Stockholm Syndrome : ~evalastingjawbreaker

Neighbours:
Fat annoying neighbour : ~bestgreenknight
Noisy & nosey neighbour : =La-Dolly-Vita
Local jackass : ~DSMeatte
Neighbour most likely die to in a b-horror movie : ~CryingSilence
The cranky old woman who works 18 hours a day: @FixMeKnow
The Zombie-Warlord next door : `mykel
The cat lady five houses down : ~bewarecalamity
The girl who knocks on your door and runs away everytime : ~garrbage
The neighbor that rings the bell and leaves flaming bags of poo on the doorstep : ~oOTheEnigmaOo
The guy who rummages through my garbage : ~AdamZivojnovich
The angry dwarf who lives next door : ~ZombieTFK
Neurotic neighbor who keeps my house under video surveillance : ~spammeth
Neighborhood nymph : ~pablo12288
Guy down the road that makes pervy B Movies : ~daemon-spyder
The little kid next door I used to beat up everyday when I was 10 : ~minoriko
Foreign neighbour I can't understand : ~Ice-222
Insomniac neighbour who eats stray orphans : ~5-7x28mm
The masked vigilante around the corner : ~darkartsmaster
The Rich Baron up on the hill : `koffeeben
The relentless stalker : ~memecki-yahvwayla
Poltergeist-Banshee-Poltergeist-Banshee-Poltergeist : ~steffeni
Neighborhood zombie programmer : *minitotoro
Dorky kid who plays ball in the street and broke my front window twice : ~monkieri
Crazy bus-driver who killed my cat : ~Batsu-Sama
The fiesty redhead : ~silbermage
Crazy-Ass neighbour : ~sonicman21

Bosses:
Captain Planet : ~Captain-Planet
Evil Arch-Overlord : ~scarmander
Official voice of (tainted) reason : !Weeniemann
Hobo Master : =VixenTheWolf
Crystal Ball : ~KukaCrystal
Emperor of San Francisco : *EmperorNortonII

Workmates:
Vice Presient of Mercenary Ink. : ~TalosAT
Study buddy : ~TheHollister
The sidekick : ~Tur713
Co-worker that one day freaks out and kills everyone at the office : ~secondeinstein
The Hentai Game Entrepreneur : ~K-Sin
Yes Man : ~Rasec-Wizzlbang

Workers:
Apprentice juggler : ~JonoLucerne
The awesome butler : ~truemarmalade
The sexy maid : ~kniveschik24
The dorky girl with glasses who brings me coffee every morning : ~BrokenxStars
Slavemaster of zombies : !cancerbreath
Head Of Security : ~ChrisZane
Rental assasin peanut-ninja : ~PeanutPimp
Jigsaw's Apprentince : ~ClauseVonJorgen
Murk's Official Conscience : ~Miracle-Worker
Mute Butler : *VMSkullz
Zombie Maid : `TerrorCookie

Trophy Whores:
Trophy whore #1 : `nosugarjustanger
Trophy Whore #2 : `RockGirl1582
Trophy Whore #3 : ~Jimcus
Trophy Whore #4 : *lovehatecantdecide
The scary girlfriend that everyone wants : ~gabriewl
Reno's fiance : ~the-moonlight-sonata

Stalkers:
Monster hobo that lives in my closet: ~EvilDustyWuffy
Lunatic Fanboy : ~SpectralMerc
Lurking fan : ~zerodeficit
Psuedo-Stalker : !SeruOmen
Freaky stalker : =mazakala
The guy who stalks my house at night : ~TonyHex
The girl who lives nearby but I never see : ~pommy-girl
The other girl who talks to the girl who lives nearby but I never see : =LynnieTHM
The other girl who talks to the other girl who who talks to the girl that lives nearby but I never see : ~HalibutWaffles
Emaciated rabbitman who sucks on my toes while I sleep : ~Glassic
Insane stalker fangirl : =GraveUnicorn
Lurking Murking Fan : =jadefyres-freedom
The Murkpope : =Dancing-Naked

Misc. Others:
Wannabe-mini-demigod who seriously lacks worshipers : ~Inspire7
The ghost in the attic : *phierrie
Gnome who eats my socks : ~Lineviktoria
That wierd chick who mows my lawns : ~Migratory-Coconut
Not Batman : ~Betalogan
Devil's Advocate : =osyris
The guy who doesn't know you : ~BoomerBOmb
Alien : =CraZyIvAnIII
That guy everybody's talking about on the news : ~Anomunnus
Nocturnal Spirit : =NocturnalSpirit
The ghost dressed in black at the end of the hall : ~Hemloque
Town priest : `zacthetoad
Illegal British lodger who hides from Immigration in the storage cupboard : ~WorstCaseGenius
Great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandmama's slave : ~Abigaille
Annoying fairy godmother : =RomanticFae
The doctor that serves horse-bacon a day at the cost of no pants : =DrHadiokie
Left Shoe : ~DeadRoute
One nobody loves : ~Mortel3
Skeleton in your closet : ~Maggoty-Anne
Hobo who goes through my rubbish : ~sakkaf

Gay Lovers:
Secret gay lover: ~whosayswhatnow
The its-still-straight-gay lover: ~Absterge

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