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A Good Birthday Tonguing + New Scuba Goth

Fri Aug 7, 2009, 2:32 AM
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:iconmurkhellsing::iconblackmage123:
deviantArt's birthday is a day away, and its time for some good old fashioned Murk tomfoolery to ruin it for everybody!
I want everyone reading this to change their avatar to my slurpy, slurpy tongue for the weekend, and together we will march! :lick:
Who is with me?

Also, Scuba Goth has been fixed up a bit, for your listening pleasure:
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I'm in.

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Putting the "laughter" in "slaughter".
That came out a bit more psycho than I intended.
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Ok.

I feel like a clone with no individual identity now! :noes:

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Putting the "laughter" in "slaughter".
That came out a bit more psycho than I intended.
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:lick: I totally thought I was talking to myself for a second there!

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I thought you were too! :noes:


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I wonder why they are out of synch.

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Putting the "laughter" in "slaughter".
That came out a bit more psycho than I intended.
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R u crazy now? .__.

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I'm pulling up at the Brothel with a plate full of Waffles. ಥ_ಥ
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You know how much I hate it, but I'm so in. xD

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Journal History

deviantFamily

The murktastic me :

The mysterious side project: ~TalesOfTheOa

Meet the Murkies:
The eyeless me : ~DustyApples
The party me : ~panel
The fanart me : ~TheMurkFanartWall
The cultist me : ~MurkNight
The crazy me : ~cowalien

Twins:
The Asian Murk: ~l337squerrel
The good twin : `Obsidian-Fox
Osaka-loving siamese twin : ~seanne-rkr
Siamese Australian : ~Xantoss

Siblings:
The awesome brother : ~LupineWarlord
The apathetic emo brother : ~Weregnome
Angry hentai-loving brother : ~Jakesword
Kitten eating brother : ~Lyser-san
Loner brother (who is crazy) : =Joshi38
Crossdressing younger brother : `timmy64
Maniacal sister : ~Larentia-Ariadne
Step sister twice removed who is addicted to maple syrup like a drug: ~shadow-phoegon
Creepy older sister : ~RavenHime
Gothic older sister : ~ezradeacon
Another big sister : =JezFez81
Dungeon sister : *evilrichyseth
Bagsy sister (whatever that means): ~redis-thenew-black
Sonic crazed surrogate spawn sister : ~WAYPASTCOOL
The angelic, yet sinful sister : ~bledangel
The little sister who is trying to murder me : ~jojoba
Sexy nerd sister : ~4everADarkAngle
Yaoi obsessed lil sister : ~saiyan-shinzo
Cool asian nee-chan : ~Erzeugen
Sexy, lusty, lush of a sister : ~DameStjernelys
Half-brother : ~papiland
Son with asperger autism : ~invaderrat
Incestious Sister : =forgotten-fire

Children:
Emo daughter who hides in the attic : ~snow-princess
The sensitive and artistic daughter : ~kool-kittykat
Adopted son (who is a dragon?) : !gecko8940k
My adopted child from a third world country : `Mrcrapinson
Physically abused son : ~vermin1000
Bastard son : !malomeat
Fetus in fetu : *puppetcore
DDR-addicted son : ~Nekojin-tuxtard
Cutest daughter who is freakishly obsessed with me and wants to be just like me when she's older : *better-than-i-was

Parents:
My dA dad : ~Neomage
My deeply disturbed mother : ~Lord-Fox

Grandparents:
Corrupt millionaire grandfather : =Doomsday-device
The too-many-cat owning grandmother : ~KagomeResurrected
Senile veteran grandfather : =jake10684
The retired grandmother : ~mo0nangel

Great Grandparents:
Crazy great grandmother with cat boobs : ~SylverStrike

Godparents:
The fairy godmother : *markskywalker
"The Godfather" : =Cobrafire
Morbid godfather who cracks his knuckles : ~morbidman187

In-Laws:
Ultra-hyper adorable nyu-tastic sister-in-law : ~mizunosailormercury

Uncles:
The badass drunken uncle : `GH-MoNGo
The clumsy drunken uncle : !DoomGraphics
Pervert uncle who smells funny : `VernonX9000
Psychotic uncle everyone loves : ~radicus-wolf
Maniacal mad scientist uncle : ~DoctorBollocks
Uncle with Tourettes : ~voxpopulivoxdie

Aunties:
The crazy aunty who smells like farm animals : `Tepara
The crazy aunt who writes saucy porn novels : ^StJoan
The crazy aunt who works in a library : ~aristotleunbound
Aunt from Świdnica : ~Eclipse84
Strange, flakey aunty (who was adopted) : *gothkath
"Aunty Rowan: The Aunty that fixes everybodys problem's for the small fee of written pornography who is also feared by lesser mortals." : ~walnutangel


Nephews and Nieces:
The pissy emo niece : ~Hello-Uh-AHCRAP
Creepy bookish niece : ~katherose
The cetacean obsessed nephew : *Gordorca
Nephew in rehab for cocaine : ~BlackMage86

Cousins:
The cousin Uncle Vernon pervs on : ^Hanratty-Stock
The hippy, vegan cousin : ~trinasonneveld
Drunken first cousin : ~surfing-ant
Creepy goth cousin : ~Lady-Jonia
Crazy cousin : ~remey
Wannabe cousin : ~skeithdestroyer
White trash cousin : ~Enigma26
The musical cousin : ~gingerpeace
The second cousin (twice removed) : ~Soolzy94
The geeky, paranoid cousin : ~boot2theheadman
The mute, murderous cousin : ~TwilightThorn
Purple people eating cousin : =balloons
Distant cousin no-one gives a shit about : ~SulphurSpoon
Distant cousin who forgot hes related to me : ~zenmasterx
Second cousin who works for the secret service : ~frozenverdugo
Weird cousin we don't like to talk about : ~Kamakacci
The ugly cousin who has a raincloud over their head : ~WhiteWind13
Hillbilly cousin from Australia : :*PeaceOut
Distant cousin : ~Aspherin
Long lost cousin who spounges off people : *Sir-Didymus
Long lost cousin who is a president : ~barbranz
Second cousin twice removed : ~personalhobbit
Deathly mute, cute-obsessing cousin : ~sugarsk8
The bouncy boobs obsessed cousin from Canada : ~Manuverse
Deviously annoying lil cousin : ~Dark-lil-Angel
Bratty little cousin 32 times removed that noone loves : ~EclipseDarkmaster
Cousin with a Joker fetish that knows where I sleep: ~FallenElementalist
Crazy Cat-loving Cousin that Lives on an Isolated Island : :jadefyres-freedom:

Misc. Family:
Distant niece of your second cousin : ~magmanorn
Non-related, transvestite man-aunty : `manic-cure
Your third aunt's long lost brother : `arrioch
Bastard lovechild of Vernon and Enigma : *queenoftheshadows
The guy that people don't really know how he's related to the family, but shows up to all the events : ~integral
The guy in the basement of unknown relation with the bonesaw who disposes of the family's... accidents : ~FEDasDUCK

Pets:
VAMPIRE CAT: ~NefWolf
Pet goldfish : ~zie-chan
Pet evil monkey : =OpheliaWhispers
Pet fridge mould : ~VolensVivarium
Drunken pet bird : ~birdbirdbird
Odd dragon-rat pet : ~Sapphire10
Hazardous pet vote : `votemark
Pet metool : ~Kashikoi
Grandma's pervert cat : ~SylverStrike
The cuddly hamster : ~swirlingmist
The horny dog : ~kookro
Pet wolf : ~DeathSmash
Pet duck : ~pluish
Annoying constantly talking parrot : ~psylocke3247
The mutated three head rat : ~thwackoogrrbaby
Pet Twazak : !Twazak
Gender-confused Trogdor : ~orochitorachan
Pet Panda who likes to scare people : ~Auzzie-Panda
The annoyingly cocky cat : ~viael
Left-foot-consuming Meowfox : ~chikhra
Pet Frog : ~froggy-hicks
Ghoul that lives in the dusty attic : ~Marimenala
Cripple crazy : ~Kkaled
Pet Witch kept on a Leash : ~TrineWitch
Murkkip : `scaramoushe
Pet Werewolf : ~jimmyeatsyourworld

Friends:
Talented friend of whom I have a close and enriching relationship : *Arkillian
Gaming buddy : =MMM-AJ
Drinking buddy #1: ~fello
Drinking buddy #2 : `S-Que
Drinking buddy #3 : ~steelbender
Vodka drinking buddy : ~PplAreStrange
The awfully quiet and mysterious drinking buddy : ~TokyoSession25
Stabby friend : `Spoolaroo
The girly musician friend : ~doubtingthomas
Rich bitch friend : ~fullmetalstarscream
Ouija board obsessed punk chick friend : ~timewarper93
English hobbit friend : =SiPod
Pirate Laywer who gives me hugs : ~gloomeress
The Institutionalized Heretic Bohemian Friend : ~LaHamletta
One time bank robbery hostage with Stockholm Syndrome : ~evalastingjawbreaker

Neighbours:
Fat annoying neighbour : ~bestgreenknight
Noisy & nosey neighbour : =La-Dolly-Vita
Local jackass : ~DSMeatte
Neighbour most likely die to in a b-horror movie : ~CryingSilence
The cranky old woman who works 18 hours a day: @FixMeKnow
The Zombie-Warlord next door : `mykel
The cat lady five houses down : ~bewarecalamity
The girl who knocks on your door and runs away everytime : ~garrbage
The neighbor that rings the bell and leaves flaming bags of poo on the doorstep : ~oOTheEnigmaOo
The guy who rummages through my garbage : ~AdamZivojnovich
The angry dwarf who lives next door : ~ZombieTFK
Neurotic neighbor who keeps my house under video surveillance : ~spammeth
Neighborhood nymph : ~pablo12288
Guy down the road that makes pervy B Movies : ~daemon-spyder
The little kid next door I used to beat up everyday when I was 10 : ~minoriko
Foreign neighbour I can't understand : ~Ice-222
Insomniac neighbour who eats stray orphans : ~5-7x28mm
The masked vigilante around the corner : ~darkartsmaster
The Rich Baron up on the hill : `koffeeben
The relentless stalker : ~memecki-yahvwayla
Poltergeist-Banshee-Poltergeist-Banshee-Poltergeist : ~steffeni
Neighborhood zombie programmer : *minitotoro
Dorky kid who plays ball in the street and broke my front window twice : ~monkieri
Crazy bus-driver who killed my cat : ~Batsu-Sama
The fiesty redhead : ~silbermage
Crazy-Ass neighbour : ~sonicman21

Bosses:
Captain Planet : ~Captain-Planet
Evil Arch-Overlord : ~scarmander
Official voice of (tainted) reason : !Weeniemann
Hobo Master : =VixenTheWolf
Crystal Ball : ~KukaCrystal
Emperor of San Francisco : *EmperorNortonII

Workmates:
Vice Presient of Mercenary Ink. : ~TalosAT
Study buddy : ~TheHollister
The sidekick : ~Tur713
Co-worker that one day freaks out and kills everyone at the office : ~secondeinstein
The Hentai Game Entrepreneur : ~K-Sin
Yes Man : ~Rasec-Wizzlbang

Workers:
Apprentice juggler : ~JonoLucerne
The awesome butler : *truemarmalade
The sexy maid : ~kniveschik24
The dorky girl with glasses who brings me coffee every morning : ~BrokenxStars
Slavemaster of zombies : !cancerbreath
Head Of Security : ~ChrisZane
Rental assasin peanut-ninja : ~PeanutPimp
Jigsaw's Apprentince : ~ClauseVonJorgen
Murk's Official Conscience : ~Miracle-Worker
Mute Butler : *VMSkullz
Zombie Maid : `TerrorCookie

Trophy Whores:
Trophy whore #1 : `nosugarjustanger
Trophy Whore #2 : `RockGirl1582
Trophy Whore #3 : ~Jimcus
Trophy Whore #4 : *lovehatecantdecide
The scary girlfriend that everyone wants : ~gabriewl
Reno's fiance : ~the-moonlight-sonata

Stalkers:
Monster hobo that lives in my closet: ~EvilDustyWuffy
Lunatic Fanboy : *SpectralMerc
Lurking fan : ~zerodeficit
Psuedo-Stalker : !SeruOmen
Freaky stalker : =mazakala
The guy who stalks my house at night : ~TonyHex
The girl who lives nearby but I never see : ~pommy-girl
The other girl who talks to the girl who lives nearby but I never see : =LynnieTHM
The other girl who talks to the other girl who who talks to the girl that lives nearby but I never see : *HalibutWaffles
Emaciated rabbitman who sucks on my toes while I sleep : ~Glassic
Insane stalker fangirl : =GraveUnicorn
Lurking Murking Fan : =jadefyres-freedom
The Murkpope : =Dancing-Naked


Misc. Others:
Wannabe-mini-demigod who seriously lacks worshipers : ~Inspire7
The ghost in the attic : *phierrie
Gnome who eats my socks : ~Lineviktoria
That wierd chick who mows my lawns : ~Migratory-Coconut
Not Batman : ~Betalogan
Devil's Advocate : =osyris
The guy who doesn't know you : ~BoomerBOmb
Alien : =CraZyIvAnIII
That guy everybody's talking about on the news : ~Anomunnus
Nocturnal Spirit : =NocturnalSpirit
The ghost dressed in black at the end of the hall : ~Hemloque
Town priest : `zacthetoad
Illegal British lodger who hides from Immigration in the storage cupboard : ~WorstCaseGenius
Great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandmama's slave : !Abigaille
Annoying fairy godmother : =RomanticFae
The doctor that serves horse-bacon a day at the cost of no pants : =DrHadiokie
Left Shoe : ~DeadRoute
One nobody loves : ~Mortel3
Skeleton in your closet : ~Maggoty-Anne
Hobo who goes through my rubbish : ~sakkaf


Gay Lovers:
Secret gay lover: ~whosayswhatnow
The its-still-straight-gay lover: ~Absterge

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