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Journal Entry: Sat Oct 27, 2007, 3:12 PM
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Well, that makes more people than last year! We still need to reach that goal, though! :#1:

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The Thousand Murk March!

Its that time of year again, my little meatbags!
Go to ~MurkNight and find yourself a nice scary avatar, and lets rock this site for Halloween!

The goal? To assemble an army of one thousand grinning cannibals across deviantArt, and declare the scare for all to hear! The idea is to scare as many people as you can, and hopefully give them a good reason to join in!

This year I have a secret weapon! Just wait and see! :evillaugh:


This years delicious Murk Menu:

Step 1 : Change your avatar to a Murky one! If you make your own, then thats just murktastic!
The requirement is that you change your avatar any time before Halloween, and we do the final head count at the very end of Halloween day. I'll constantly be updating with exactly when the count will be.

Step 2 : Scare someone! Go on, give it a try!

Step 3 : Add ~MurkMarch07 to your watch list. This is a dummy account for tracking who is wearing the avatars - I promise it will never be traded, given or sold to another deviant so they can claim instant popularity.
This year, ~MurkMarch07 will be our central hub for all things Murky!

Step 4 : Get involved!
Get others to join! Rally the masses! Go to other websites and ANNOY them!
I have a chatroom for the event, where we'll get up to all sorts of cannibalistic silliness : [link]

Step 5 : Enter competitons!
This year I'll have 6 major competitions running, each with a 3 month ( :paranoid: ) sub as the prize (and any bonuses people would like to include)!

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Special News!
The dA staff are kindly donating a deviantWear T-shirt for each of my contests; as well as subscriptions, sticker sheets, keychains and other goodies as runner up prizes!
Murktastic!

Not only that, but you can submit your work for these competitions into a special catagory!
Go to Submit Deviation > Contests and Projects > Events > Holidays > Halloween > Thousand Murk March


Face and Kidney Pie!
The person who creates the best Murk avatar for the march will win! Get creative!

Fan-Grilled Bacon Special!
The person who creates the most murktastic Murk fanart for the event will win! I'm accepting all kinds of media, including music, poetry and dance routines! Get fanning!

The Murkiest Minion Smorgasboard!
The person who proves to be the most dedicated, the most loyal, and the most useful minion over Halloween will get a 3 month sub and an honorary spot above ME in my deviantFamily!

Roadkill Dessert!
Print off [link] and slap it to something! It might be a Murk Dog, a Murk lamppost, or 50 Murks marching down your street... the best photo wins!

Munch Munch Combo!
Draw something with cannibalism in it! Real easy!

The Murk Gang Stirfry!
Shout out "Murk Stirfry!" on ~MurkMarch07's journal, and then the person who gets the most replies to their shout will win a prize! Think of it as a bunch of mini-murk marches, where the idea is to gather as many ingredients as you can!
"Meat carrots!" "Steak!" "Fried Brains!"

Delicious Murk GET Tofu!
There will be prizes for any significant page views I get during the event, such as my 150,000the page view which is coming soon!

Step 6 : The Final Count
If we reach 1000 Murks... MASSIVE, SERVER CRASHING PARTY! :boogie:




dA God Contest
Everyone had been noted about giving and receiving prizes, so I HOPE thats all sorted! It was alot of work!

Murk and the Zombie Walk


This is the tale of how Murk became a hideous, flesh eating zombie!
One day, at Armageddon, Murks friend, Mikey, decided to gore up his pal! Murk got covered in latex and fake blood, and ending up looking like the bad end of a car accident!



He scared hundred of people with his new rotting meatbody! It was SO much work shambling around a 5 story building for 9 hours. Murk tried to hand out business cards, but only got a few chances.
On the other hand, hundreds of cameras kept pointing his way! He even went to a photo shoot by request with the professional they used for the actors!
An Australian film crew also took some clips, so Murk might be invading their TV too!


In his new form, Murk fought many an enemy - some brave and others fearful; but in the end, besides the Predator, he managed to feast on the flesh of all of them.



He even got to nibble a few celebrities, including the voice of Squidward! He had a good long talk with a Shortland Street character, Rangi, and managed to scare the kids of two different cast! He also had fun talking to the head of Fun Comics; The organiser of Supanova; The creators of Red versus Blue and a few others!


And of course, Murks friends were there to blow him apart and dine on his skin.

New pics of the finished zombie!
Alot of these photos screwed up for some reason. Its totally uncool.
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More photos to come, hopefully! You'll be able to see my shambling down Queen Street and then having all my skin ripped off by an angry transvestite zombie!
And if not, go watch C4 and tell me if its any good! :lol:


Popular!

I got on the popular section of the front page! I'm awesome! :#1:


Lickginity!

~pommy-girl and ~LynnieTHM have brought to my attention a very serious matter! Lickginity!

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I have a very important issue to talk to you guys about. Some people find this topic rather a touchy topic but it does need to be addressed.

I have recently found out that people are giving their lickginity up far too easily. Therefore me and ~LynnieTHM are joining forces.

We are going to try and change the world. Losing your virginity is not the problem any more. Losing your lickginity is! You could catch all sorts of LTI (Lick transmitted infections) and believe me they are not very pleasant. I know of one girl that lost her tongue due to these terrible LTI's. Not pleasant.

But not to fear! I have a solution. Save your lickginity until you find a very special person. When you have found the right person, follow these steps and you should be (I cannot promise anything) safe from catching one of these deadly LTI's.

Actually you don't really need the steps explaining if you are ready. It is purely common sense. So if you do not know what they are jumbled amongst the following then you are NOT ready.

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And there you have it. The code to knowing if you are ready to lose you lickginity.

LynnieTHM and myself are saving ourself for this very special guy. And we are standing by each other until the day comes when we lose our lickginity to ......... (this name is kept private for privacy issues).

Thank you for your time, and remember lickginity is something that shouldn't be thrown away, treasure it and good things will happen.


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The murktastic me :

The mysterious side project: ~TalesOfTheOa

Meet the Murkies:
The eyeless me : ~DustyApples
The party me : ~panel
The fanart me : ~TheMurkFanartWall
The cultist me : ~MurkNight
The crazy me : ~cowalien

Twins:
The Asian Murk: ~l337squerrel
The good twin : `Obsidian-Fox
Osaka-loving siamese twin : ~seanne-rkr
Siamese Australian : ~Xantoss

Siblings:
The awesome brother : ~LupineWarlord
The apathetic emo brother : ~Weregnome
Angry hentai-loving brother : ~Jakesword
Kitten eating brother : ~Lyser-san
Loner brother (who is crazy) : =Joshi38
Crossdressing younger brother : `timmy64
Maniacal sister : ~Larentia-Ariadne
Step sister twice removed who is addicted to maple syrup like a drug: ~shadow-phoegon
Creepy older sister : ~RavenHime
Gothic older sister : ~ezradeacon
Another big sister : =JezFez81
Dungeon sister : ~evilrichyseth
Bagsy sister (whatever that means): ~redis-thenew-black
Sonic crazed surrogate spawn sister : ~WAYPASTCOOL
The angelic, yet sinful sister : ~bledangel
The little sister who is trying to murder me : ~jojoba
Sexy nerd sister : ~4everADarkAngle
Yaoi obsessed lil sister : ~saiyan-shinzo
Cool asian nee-chan : ~Erzeugen
Sexy, lusty, lush of a sister : ~DameStjernelys
Half-brother : ~papiland
Son with asperger autism : ~invaderrat
Incestious Sister : =forgotten-fire

Children:
Emo daughter who hides in the attic : ~snow-princess
The sensitive and artistic daughter : ~kool-kittykat
Adopted son (who is a dragon?) : !gecko8940k
My adopted child from a third world country : `Mrcrapinson
Physically abused son : ~vermin1000
Bastard son : !malomeat
Fetus in fetu : *puppetcore
DDR-addicted son : ~Nekojin-tuxtard
Cutest daughter who is freakishly obsessed with me and wants to be just like me when she's older : ~better-than-i-was

Parents:
My dA dad : ~Neomage
My deeply disturbed mother : ~Lord-Fox

Grandparents:
Corrupt millionaire grandfather : =Doomsday-device
The too-many-cat owning grandmother : *KagomeResurrected
Senile veteran grandfather : =jake10684
The retired grandmother : ~mo0nangel

Great Grandparents:
Crazy great grandmother with cat boobs : ~SylverStrike

Godparents:
The fairy godmother : ~markskywalker
"The Godfather" : =Cobrafire
Morbid godfather who cracks his knuckles : ~morbidman187

In-Laws:
Ultra-hyper adorable nyu-tastic sister-in-law : ~mizunosailormercury

Uncles:
The badass drunken uncle : `GH-MoNGo
The clumsy drunken uncle : !DoomGraphics
Pervert uncle who smells funny : `VernonX9000
Psychotic uncle everyone loves : ~radicus-wolf
Maniacal mad scientist uncle : ~DoctorBollocks
Uncle with Tourettes : ~voxpopulivoxdie

Aunties:
The crazy aunty who smells like farm animals : `Tepara
The crazy aunt who writes saucy porn novels : ^StJoan
The crazy aunt who works in a library : ~aristotleunbound
Aunt from Świdnica : ~Eclipse84
Strange, flakey aunty (who was adopted) : ~gothkath
"Aunty Rowan: The Aunty that fixes everybodys problem's for the small fee of written pornography who is also feared by lesser mortals." : ~walnutangel


Nephews and Nieces:
The pissy emo niece : *Hello-Uh-AHCRAP
Creepy bookish niece : ~katherose
The cetacean obsessed nephew : ~Gordorca
Nephew in rehab for cocaine : ~BlackMage86

Cousins:
The cousin Uncle Vernon pervs on : ^Hanratty-Stock
The hippy, vegan cousin : ~trinasonneveld
Drunken first cousin : ~surfing-ant
Creepy goth cousin : ~Lady-Jonia
Crazy cousin : ~remey
Wannabe cousin : ~skeithdestroyer
White trash cousin : ~Enigma26
The musical cousin : ~gingerpeace
The second cousin (twice removed) : ~Soolzy94
The geeky, paranoid cousin : ~boot2theheadman
The mute, murderous cousin : ~TwilightThorn
Purple people eating cousin : ~balloons
Distant cousin no-one gives a shit about : ~SulphurSpoon
Distant cousin who forgot hes related to me : ~zenmasterx
Second cousin who works for the secret service : ~frozenverdugo
Weird cousin we don't like to talk about : ~Kamakacci
The ugly cousin who has a raincloud over their head : ~WhiteWind13
Hillbilly cousin from Australia : :*PeaceOut
Distant cousin : ~Aspherin
Long lost cousin who spounges off people : *Sir-Didymus
Long lost cousin who is a president : ~barbranz
Second cousin twice removed : ~personalhobbit
Deathly mute, cute-obsessing cousin : ~sugarsk8
The bouncy boobs obsessed cousin from Canada : ~Manuverse
Deviously annoying lil cousin : ~Dark-lil-Angel
Bratty little cousin 32 times removed that noone loves : =EclipseDarkmaster
Cousin with a Joker fetish that knows where I sleep: ~FallenElementalist
Crazy Cat-loving Cousin that Lives on an Isolated Island : :jadefyres-freedom:

Misc. Family:
Distant niece of your second cousin : *magmanorn
Non-related, transvestite man-aunty : `manic-cure
Your third aunt's long lost brother : `arrioch
Bastard lovechild of Vernon and Enigma : *queenoftheshadows
The guy that people don't really know how he's related to the family, but shows up to all the events : ~integral
The guy in the basement of unknown relation with the bonesaw who disposes of the family's... accidents : ~FEDasDUCK

Pets:
VAMPIRE CAT: ~NefWolf
Pet goldfish : ~zie-chan
Pet evil monkey : =OpheliaWhispers
Pet fridge mould : ~VolensVivarium
Drunken pet bird : ~birdbirdbird
Odd dragon-rat pet : ~Sapphire10
Hazardous pet vote : `votemark
Pet metool : ~Kashikoi
Grandma's pervert cat : ~SylverStrike
The cuddly hamster : ~swirlingmist
The horny dog : ~kookro
Pet wolf : ~DeathSmash
Pet duck : ~pluish
Annoying constantly talking parrot : ~psylocke3247
The mutated three head rat : ~thwackoogrrbaby
Pet Twazak : !Twazak
Gender-confused Trogdor : ~orochitorachan
Pet Panda who likes to scare people : ~Auzzie-Panda
The annoyingly cocky cat : ~viael
Left-foot-consuming Meowfox : ~chikhra
Pet Frog : ~froggy-hicks
Ghoul that lives in the dusty attic : ~Marimenala
Cripple crazy : ~Kkaled
Pet Witch kept on a Leash : ~TrineWitch
Murkkip : `scaramoushe
Pet Werewolf : ~jimmyeatsyourworld

Friends:
Talented friend of whom I have a close and enriching relationship : *Arkillian
Gaming buddy : =MMM-AJ
Drinking buddy #1: ~fello
Drinking buddy #2 : `S-Que
Drinking buddy #3 : ~steelbender
Vodka drinking buddy : ~PplAreStrange
The awfully quiet and mysterious drinking buddy : ~TokyoSession25
Stabby friend : `Spoolaroo
The girly musician friend : ~doubtingthomas
Rich bitch friend : ~fullmetalstarscream
Ouija board obsessed punk chick friend : ~timewarper93
English hobbit friend : =SiPod
Pirate Laywer who gives me hugs : ~gloomeress
The Institutionalized Heretic Bohemian Friend : ~LaHamletta
One time bank robbery hostage with Stockholm Syndrome : ~evalastingjawbreaker

Neighbours:
Fat annoying neighbour : ~bestgreenknight
Noisy & nosey neighbour : =La-Dolly-Vita
Local jackass : ~DSMeatte
Neighbour most likely die to in a b-horror movie : ~CryingSilence
The cranky old woman who works 18 hours a day: @FixMeKnow
The Zombie-Warlord next door : `mykel
The cat lady five houses down : ~bewarecalamity
The girl who knocks on your door and runs away everytime : ~garrbage
The neighbor that rings the bell and leaves flaming bags of poo on the doorstep : ~oOTheEnigmaOo
The guy who rummages through my garbage : ~AdamZivojnovich
The angry dwarf who lives next door : ~ZombieTFK
Neurotic neighbor who keeps my house under video surveillance : ~spammeth
Neighborhood nymph : ~pablo12288
Guy down the road that makes pervy B Movies : ~daemon-spyder
The little kid next door I used to beat up everyday when I was 10 : ~minoriko
Foreign neighbour I can't understand : ~Ice-222
Insomniac neighbour who eats stray orphans : ~5-7x28mm
The masked vigilante around the corner : ~darkartsmaster
The Rich Baron up on the hill : `koffeeben
The relentless stalker : ~memecki-yahvwayla
Poltergeist-Banshee-Poltergeist-Banshee-Poltergeist : ~steffeni
Neighborhood zombie programmer : *minitotoro
Dorky kid who plays ball in the street and broke my front window twice : ~monkieri
Crazy bus-driver who killed my cat : ~Batsu-Sama
The fiesty redhead : ~silbermage
Crazy-Ass neighbour : ~sonicman21

Bosses:
Captain Planet : ~Captain-Planet
Evil Arch-Overlord : ~scarmander
Official voice of (tainted) reason : !Weeniemann
Hobo Master : =VixenTheWolf
Crystal Ball : ~KukaCrystal
Emperor of San Francisco : *EmperorNortonII

Workmates:
Vice Presient of Mercenary Ink. : ~TalosAT
Study buddy : ~TheHollister
The sidekick : ~Tur713
Co-worker that one day freaks out and kills everyone at the office : ~secondeinstein
The Hentai Game Entrepreneur : ~K-Sin
Yes Man : ~Rasec-Wizzlbang

Workers:
Apprentice juggler : ~JonoLucerne
The awesome butler : ~truemarmalade
The sexy maid : ~kniveschik24
The dorky girl with glasses who brings me coffee every morning : ~BrokenxStars
Slavemaster of zombies : !cancerbreath
Head Of Security : ~ChrisZane
Rental assasin peanut-ninja : ~PeanutPimp
Jigsaw's Apprentince : ~ClauseVonJorgen
Murk's Official Conscience : ~Miracle-Worker
Mute Butler : *VMSkullz
Zombie Maid : `TerrorCookie

Trophy Whores:
Trophy whore #1 : `nosugarjustanger
Trophy Whore #2 : `RockGirl1582
Trophy Whore #3 : ~Jimcus
Trophy Whore #4 : *lovehatecantdecide
The scary girlfriend that everyone wants : ~gabriewl
Reno's fiance : ~the-moonlight-sonata

Stalkers:
Monster hobo that lives in my closet: ~EvilDustyWuffy
Lunatic Fanboy : ~SpectralMerc
Lurking fan : ~zerodeficit
Psuedo-Stalker : !SeruOmen
Freaky stalker : =mazakala
The guy who stalks my house at night : ~TonyHex
The girl who lives nearby but I never see : ~pommy-girl
The other girl who talks to the girl who lives nearby but I never see : =LynnieTHM
The other girl who talks to the other girl who who talks to the girl that lives nearby but I never see : ~HalibutWaffles
Emaciated rabbitman who sucks on my toes while I sleep : ~Glassic
Insane stalker fangirl : =GraveUnicorn
Lurking Murking Fan : =jadefyres-freedom
The Murkpope : =Dancing-Naked


Misc. Others:
Wannabe-mini-demigod who seriously lacks worshipers : ~Inspire7
The ghost in the attic : *phierrie
Gnome who eats my socks : ~Lineviktoria
That wierd chick who mows my lawns : ~Migratory-Coconut
Not Batman : ~Betalogan
Devil's Advocate : =osyris
The guy who doesn't know you : ~BoomerBOmb
Alien : =CraZyIvAnIII
That guy everybody's talking about on the news : ~Anomunnus
Nocturnal Spirit : =NocturnalSpirit
The ghost dressed in black at the end of the hall : ~Hemloque
Town priest : `zacthetoad
Illegal British lodger who hides from Immigration in the storage cupboard : ~WorstCaseGenius
Great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandmama's slave : ~Abigaille
Annoying fairy godmother : =RomanticFae
The doctor that serves horse-bacon a day at the cost of no pants : =DrHadiokie
Left Shoe : ~DeadRoute
One nobody loves : ~Mortel3
Skeleton in your closet : ~Maggoty-Anne
Hobo who goes through my rubbish : ~sakkaf


Gay Lovers:
Secret gay lover: ~whosayswhatnow
The its-still-straight-gay lover: ~Absterge

Want to be included? Send me a note with your position.

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