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The Thousand Murk March + Birthday!

Journal Entry: Tue May 15, 2007, 6:48 PM
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Time to get your game faces on, bitches.
Lets see if we can get 1000 Murk Marchers in the next 48 hours.

:iconmurknight: This is where you get your face.
:icondustyapples: This is the account you watch once you have a Murk avatar equipped.

That way I can tell exactly who and how many people have an avatar on.
Now get to work! Tell a friend!

I FORGOT TO MENTION I R IN MY CHAT!
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COMPETITION!


Print me off and take a photo!
I don't care if its Murk the Dog, Murk on the Toilet or Murk scaring an old lady; but the funniest photo of you Murking out wins!
Mystery prize!


Its my birthday! Check out these bitchin' presents!


And to whoever got me the mug, I thank you!





Murks Thumbs... Ow!







Murks Prints:


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Murks Gallery
Fanart:

Final Fantasy / Kingdom Hearts:
Butch Cloud
Fayth of Hades
Chibi Seymour and Anima
Darkside of the Heart
If You Fall from Heaven
Sephiroth is a Nerd
Squall Devours Cloud

Full Metal Alchemist:
Armstrong Plush Hat
Chibi Armstrong
FMA - Super Ghost Kamikaze
FMA - Transmutualisation
Full Metal Ball Z - Issue 01
Full Metal Greed - Shell Power
Full Metal Wrath - Soul Power

Metal Gear:
Chibi Gear - Liquid Snake
Chibi Gear - Naked Snake
Chibi Gear - Ocelot Commander
Chibi Gear - Solid Snake
Snake Versus Rabbit

Nintendo:
Dark Mario
Kirby Devours Mario
Kirby Overload
Nintendo Gamegirl
Nintendo Girl - Vector

Pokemon:
Pikachu Evolution
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
Pokemon Snap
Wartortle Devours Maril

PSP:
Pokemon Snap (Wallpaper)
Spongebob Devours Patrick (wallpaper)

Sonic the Hedgehog:
Knuckles Devours Sonic
Knuckles no Tekken
Sonic the Warthog

Soul Calibur:
SubCalibur - Eat Souls
The Chibiest Nightmare
The Greatest Nightmare

Star Wars:
C3PO Devours R2D2
Luke, I am your mother

Warhammer:
Chibi 40k - Bloodthirster
Chibi 40k - Dreadnought
Chibi 40k - Khorne Warrior
Chibi 40k - Tzeentch Sorcerer
ChibiHammer - Beastman
Lone Wolf - Lightning Howl
Undivided We March
WH - Pleasure of the Kill
Warmaster of Nurgle

Celebrities:
Alan Rickman
Chuck Norris is EMO

Others:
7 Sins of Hundred Acre Wood
A New Worms Game
Baby Loony Toon Nap Time
Chibi Trigun - Vash
Chibi Vampire Hunter D
Chibi Zoids - Irvine
Dark Bealzamon
Evangelion Pizza Cats
Fridge Raider
From Our Imagination
Frodo Devours Sam
Hello Baron
Jawsome
Phantom Dark of the Opera
Pickle Me Elmo
PSP Girl
Spongebob Devours Patrick
Spyro the Burninator
Starscream is EMO
Superheroes Shouldn't Pick It
The Clone Wars
The Tick
Thomas the Dark Engine
Tinky Winky, Bitch
Yami no GAME
Zim the Conquerer

Murk Art:
20k - Murk Pwns
6th Eternal - Murk
Armageddon 2006 Poster
Fear Mage and Cute Mage
Final Stand of Darkness
Finsternis Liebt Sie
Grandis Date
I got scared by Murk stamp
I marched with the Murk
Lets Give It Another Go
Murk - God of Disguise
Murk Grandis
Murk Voice Rehersal
MURKCON
Murked
Murks On A Plane
Murks Tea Party
SoulCraft - Oasis of Nightmare


Flash Animation:
Ice Cream
Finding Nemo the Musical
Gun Butler
Peasant Boy
Stupidest Evangelion Parody
Transformers Puppet Show


Comedy:
Horoscope Jokes Suck
Igloos Feel Pain
Mime Field


Earthvein:
Camilia Rage Trout
Earthvein
Earthvein - Bandermeis Titan
Earthvein - Dark Elemental
Earthvein - Earth Merchant
Earthvein - Fire Elemental
Earthvein - Stone Elemental
Earthvein - Water Elemental II
Earthvein - Water Elemental III
Earthvein - Wind Elemental


Necromechanic:
Barathius Zwei
Motyr Versus Dinner
Motyr Zauberei
Necromancer and Druid
Necromancer and Druid Trailer
Necromechanic
Necromechanic - Avatar of Pain
Necromechanic - Barathius
Necromechanic - Barathius Live
Necromechanic - Jaeger
Necromechanic - Ullgine
Necromechanic Pages 1-3
Warmachine Blues


The Tales of Zeht:
Darkbroad - Second Miracle
Jhare, the King of Nightmares
Kalik - God of Soil


Mature:
Breast Implant-Second Incision
Interdimensional Jester-Mage
Its the Beard
Mustard Demon
Shower Mage


Friends:
Armageddon Survivors
Blue Scar Productions Stamp
DeviantMon
GA - Happy Birthday Weregnome
GA - Shindo Devours Razor
Grokis Devours Fella
Scarred For Life
Silbermage
They Throw Up So Fast
Thirsted Shout
Vernon and the Beast Dues
dA Military Stamp
truemarmalade


Random:
Anthropomorphic Fortune Cookie
Blade Ogre
Blood Cross - Zombie Angel
Flight-Fists Mach II
Great Time-Wandering Wincasa
Kuroki FOX
Manshard
Military Dispatch Zombie
Mitheralian Scout</option>
Moonlight Phantom Kitsune
Samurai Kimora - Second Slice
Snow Shaman - Second Storm
Sock it to me, Baby
Soul Fire
That Old Sewer Monster Thing
The Fallen
The Misadventures of Nido
TriFate Volume 01
Under the Suit
Virus - Ultimate Edge
Virus - Ultimate Wall
War Zombie Mutant Thingy
White Shadow Kitsune
Zamrepel - Deity of the Dark
Zodiac Sorcerer
Zombie Nerd - Final Decision
  • Mood: Approval
  • Listening to: Murk
  • Reading: Murk
  • Watching: Murk
  • Playing: Murk.. Wait, ew...
  • Eating: Murk
  • Drinking: Murk

Devious Comments

love 0 0 joy 0 0 wow 1 1 mad 1 1 sad 0 0 fear 0 0 neutral 0 0
:iconnavagon:
Mine's sorta Murked already.
:iconsecretshowmonster:
Haha. I'm so lazy mine's still on since last time.

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3-2-1 Let's Jam!
:iconmarkskywalker:
But it's not Halloween yet... :o

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Because sex, drugs and violence is good for kids.
:iconxavrn:
And so it begins.

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If you can read this, you're LITERATE.
:iconmurkhellsing:
I decided to do it on my birthday, because Halloween makes my creepiness seem generic.

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Gallery | Murks Guides To Life | Official Website
:iconlupinewarlord:
You're only starting NOW?
:noes:

Well, I've still got mine on.

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Problem solved.

Journal History

deviantFamily

The murktastic me :

The mysterious side project: ~TalesOfTheOa

Meet the Murkies:
The eyeless me : ~DustyApples
The party me : ~panel
The fanart me : ~TheMurkFanartWall
The cultist me : ~MurkNight
The crazy me : ~cowalien

Twins:
The Asian Murk: ~l337squerrel
The good twin : `Obsidian-Fox
Osaka-loving siamese twin : ~seanne-rkr
Siamese Australian : ~Xantoss

Siblings:
The awesome brother : ~LupineWarlord
The apathetic emo brother : ~Weregnome
Angry hentai-loving brother : ~Jakesword
Kitten eating brother : ~Lyser-san
Loner brother (who is crazy) : =Joshi38
Crossdressing younger brother : `timmy64
Maniacal sister : ~Larentia-Ariadne
Step sister twice removed who is addicted to maple syrup like a drug: ~shadow-phoegon
Creepy older sister : ~RavenHime
Gothic older sister : ~ezradeacon
Another big sister : =JezFez81
Dungeon sister : *evilrichyseth
Bagsy sister (whatever that means): ~redis-thenew-black
Sonic crazed surrogate spawn sister : ~WAYPASTCOOL
The angelic, yet sinful sister : ~bledangel
The little sister who is trying to murder me : ~jojoba
Sexy nerd sister : ~4everADarkAngle
Yaoi obsessed lil sister : ~saiyan-shinzo
Cool asian nee-chan : ~Erzeugen
Sexy, lusty, lush of a sister : ~DameStjernelys
Half-brother : ~papiland
Son with asperger autism : ~invaderrat
Incestious Sister : =forgotten-fire

Children:
Emo daughter who hides in the attic : ~snow-princess
The sensitive and artistic daughter : ~kool-kittykat
Adopted son (who is a dragon?) : !gecko8940k
My adopted child from a third world country : `Mrcrapinson
Physically abused son : ~vermin1000
Bastard son : !malomeat
Fetus in fetu : *puppetcore
DDR-addicted son : ~Nekojin-tuxtard
Cutest daughter who is freakishly obsessed with me and wants to be just like me when she's older : *better-than-i-was

Parents:
My dA dad : ~Neomage
My deeply disturbed mother : ~Lord-Fox

Grandparents:
Corrupt millionaire grandfather : =Doomsday-device
The too-many-cat owning grandmother : ~KagomeResurrected
Senile veteran grandfather : =jake10684
The retired grandmother : ~mo0nangel

Great Grandparents:
Crazy great grandmother with cat boobs : ~SylverStrike

Godparents:
The fairy godmother : *markskywalker
"The Godfather" : =Cobrafire
Morbid godfather who cracks his knuckles : ~morbidman187

In-Laws:
Ultra-hyper adorable nyu-tastic sister-in-law : ~mizunosailormercury

Uncles:
The badass drunken uncle : `GH-MoNGo
The clumsy drunken uncle : !DoomGraphics
Pervert uncle who smells funny : `VernonX9000
Psychotic uncle everyone loves : ~radicus-wolf
Maniacal mad scientist uncle : ~DoctorBollocks
Uncle with Tourettes : ~voxpopulivoxdie

Aunties:
The crazy aunty who smells like farm animals : `Tepara
The crazy aunt who writes saucy porn novels : ^StJoan
The crazy aunt who works in a library : ~aristotleunbound
Aunt from Świdnica : ~Eclipse84
Strange, flakey aunty (who was adopted) : *gothkath
"Aunty Rowan: The Aunty that fixes everybodys problem's for the small fee of written pornography who is also feared by lesser mortals." : ~walnutangel


Nephews and Nieces:
The pissy emo niece : *Hello-Uh-AHCRAP
Creepy bookish niece : ~katherose
The cetacean obsessed nephew : *Gordorca
Nephew in rehab for cocaine : ~BlackMage86

Cousins:
The cousin Uncle Vernon pervs on : ^Hanratty-Stock
The hippy, vegan cousin : ~trinasonneveld
Drunken first cousin : ~surfing-ant
Creepy goth cousin : ~Lady-Jonia
Crazy cousin : ~remey
Wannabe cousin : ~skeithdestroyer
White trash cousin : ~Enigma26
The musical cousin : ~gingerpeace
The second cousin (twice removed) : ~Soolzy94
The geeky, paranoid cousin : ~boot2theheadman
The mute, murderous cousin : ~TwilightThorn
Purple people eating cousin : =balloons
Distant cousin no-one gives a shit about : ~SulphurSpoon
Distant cousin who forgot hes related to me : ~zenmasterx
Second cousin who works for the secret service : ~frozenverdugo
Weird cousin we don't like to talk about : ~Kamakacci
The ugly cousin who has a raincloud over their head : ~WhiteWind13
Hillbilly cousin from Australia : :*PeaceOut
Distant cousin : ~Aspherin
Long lost cousin who spounges off people : *Sir-Didymus
Long lost cousin who is a president : ~barbranz
Second cousin twice removed : ~personalhobbit
Deathly mute, cute-obsessing cousin : ~sugarsk8
The bouncy boobs obsessed cousin from Canada : ~Manuverse
Deviously annoying lil cousin : ~Dark-lil-Angel
Bratty little cousin 32 times removed that noone loves : ~EclipseDarkmaster
Cousin with a Joker fetish that knows where I sleep: ~FallenElementalist
Crazy Cat-loving Cousin that Lives on an Isolated Island : :jadefyres-freedom:

Misc. Family:
Distant niece of your second cousin : *magmanorn
Non-related, transvestite man-aunty : `manic-cure
Your third aunt's long lost brother : `arrioch
Bastard lovechild of Vernon and Enigma : *queenoftheshadows
The guy that people don't really know how he's related to the family, but shows up to all the events : ~integral
The guy in the basement of unknown relation with the bonesaw who disposes of the family's... accidents : ~FEDasDUCK

Pets:
VAMPIRE CAT: ~NefWolf
Pet goldfish : ~zie-chan
Pet evil monkey : =OpheliaWhispers
Pet fridge mould : ~VolensVivarium
Drunken pet bird : ~birdbirdbird
Odd dragon-rat pet : ~Sapphire10
Hazardous pet vote : `votemark
Pet metool : ~Kashikoi
Grandma's pervert cat : ~SylverStrike
The cuddly hamster : ~swirlingmist
The horny dog : ~kookro
Pet wolf : ~DeathSmash
Pet duck : ~pluish
Annoying constantly talking parrot : ~psylocke3247
The mutated three head rat : ~thwackoogrrbaby
Pet Twazak : !Twazak
Gender-confused Trogdor : ~orochitorachan
Pet Panda who likes to scare people : ~Auzzie-Panda
The annoyingly cocky cat : ~viael
Left-foot-consuming Meowfox : ~chikhra
Pet Frog : ~froggy-hicks
Ghoul that lives in the dusty attic : ~Marimenala
Cripple crazy : ~Kkaled
Pet Witch kept on a Leash : ~TrineWitch
Murkkip : `scaramoushe
Pet Werewolf : ~jimmyeatsyourworld

Friends:
Talented friend of whom I have a close and enriching relationship : *Arkillian
Gaming buddy : =MMM-AJ
Drinking buddy #1: ~fello
Drinking buddy #2 : `S-Que
Drinking buddy #3 : ~steelbender
Vodka drinking buddy : ~PplAreStrange
The awfully quiet and mysterious drinking buddy : ~TokyoSession25
Stabby friend : `Spoolaroo
The girly musician friend : ~doubtingthomas
Rich bitch friend : ~fullmetalstarscream
Ouija board obsessed punk chick friend : ~timewarper93
English hobbit friend : =SiPod
Pirate Laywer who gives me hugs : ~gloomeress
The Institutionalized Heretic Bohemian Friend : ~LaHamletta
One time bank robbery hostage with Stockholm Syndrome : ~evalastingjawbreaker

Neighbours:
Fat annoying neighbour : ~bestgreenknight
Noisy & nosey neighbour : =La-Dolly-Vita
Local jackass : ~DSMeatte
Neighbour most likely die to in a b-horror movie : ~CryingSilence
The cranky old woman who works 18 hours a day: @FixMeKnow
The Zombie-Warlord next door : `mykel
The cat lady five houses down : ~bewarecalamity
The girl who knocks on your door and runs away everytime : ~garrbage
The neighbor that rings the bell and leaves flaming bags of poo on the doorstep : ~oOTheEnigmaOo
The guy who rummages through my garbage : ~AdamZivojnovich
The angry dwarf who lives next door : ~ZombieTFK
Neurotic neighbor who keeps my house under video surveillance : ~spammeth
Neighborhood nymph : ~pablo12288
Guy down the road that makes pervy B Movies : ~daemon-spyder
The little kid next door I used to beat up everyday when I was 10 : ~minoriko
Foreign neighbour I can't understand : ~Ice-222
Insomniac neighbour who eats stray orphans : ~5-7x28mm
The masked vigilante around the corner : ~darkartsmaster
The Rich Baron up on the hill : `koffeeben
The relentless stalker : ~memecki-yahvwayla
Poltergeist-Banshee-Poltergeist-Banshee-Poltergeist : ~steffeni
Neighborhood zombie programmer : *minitotoro
Dorky kid who plays ball in the street and broke my front window twice : ~monkieri
Crazy bus-driver who killed my cat : ~Batsu-Sama
The fiesty redhead : ~silbermage
Crazy-Ass neighbour : ~sonicman21

Bosses:
Captain Planet : ~Captain-Planet
Evil Arch-Overlord : ~scarmander
Official voice of (tainted) reason : !Weeniemann
Hobo Master : =VixenTheWolf
Crystal Ball : ~KukaCrystal
Emperor of San Francisco : *EmperorNortonII

Workmates:
Vice Presient of Mercenary Ink. : ~TalosAT
Study buddy : ~TheHollister
The sidekick : ~Tur713
Co-worker that one day freaks out and kills everyone at the office : ~secondeinstein
The Hentai Game Entrepreneur : ~K-Sin
Yes Man : ~Rasec-Wizzlbang

Workers:
Apprentice juggler : ~JonoLucerne
The awesome butler : ~truemarmalade
The sexy maid : ~kniveschik24
The dorky girl with glasses who brings me coffee every morning : ~BrokenxStars
Slavemaster of zombies : !cancerbreath
Head Of Security : ~ChrisZane
Rental assasin peanut-ninja : ~PeanutPimp
Jigsaw's Apprentince : ~ClauseVonJorgen
Murk's Official Conscience : ~Miracle-Worker
Mute Butler : *VMSkullz
Zombie Maid : `TerrorCookie

Trophy Whores:
Trophy whore #1 : `nosugarjustanger
Trophy Whore #2 : `RockGirl1582
Trophy Whore #3 : ~Jimcus
Trophy Whore #4 : *lovehatecantdecide
The scary girlfriend that everyone wants : ~gabriewl
Reno's fiance : ~the-moonlight-sonata

Stalkers:
Monster hobo that lives in my closet: ~EvilDustyWuffy
Lunatic Fanboy : *SpectralMerc
Lurking fan : ~zerodeficit
Psuedo-Stalker : !SeruOmen
Freaky stalker : =mazakala
The guy who stalks my house at night : ~TonyHex
The girl who lives nearby but I never see : ~pommy-girl
The other girl who talks to the girl who lives nearby but I never see : =LynnieTHM
The other girl who talks to the other girl who who talks to the girl that lives nearby but I never see : *HalibutWaffles
Emaciated rabbitman who sucks on my toes while I sleep : ~Glassic
Insane stalker fangirl : =GraveUnicorn
Lurking Murking Fan : =jadefyres-freedom
The Murkpope : =Dancing-Naked


Misc. Others:
Wannabe-mini-demigod who seriously lacks worshipers : ~Inspire7
The ghost in the attic : *phierrie
Gnome who eats my socks : ~Lineviktoria
That wierd chick who mows my lawns : ~Migratory-Coconut
Not Batman : ~Betalogan
Devil's Advocate : =osyris
The guy who doesn't know you : ~BoomerBOmb
Alien : =CraZyIvAnIII
That guy everybody's talking about on the news : ~Anomunnus
Nocturnal Spirit : =NocturnalSpirit
The ghost dressed in black at the end of the hall : ~Hemloque
Town priest : `zacthetoad
Illegal British lodger who hides from Immigration in the storage cupboard : ~WorstCaseGenius
Great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandmama's slave : ~Abigaille
Annoying fairy godmother : =RomanticFae
The doctor that serves horse-bacon a day at the cost of no pants : =DrHadiokie
Left Shoe : ~DeadRoute
One nobody loves : ~Mortel3
Skeleton in your closet : ~Maggoty-Anne
Hobo who goes through my rubbish : ~sakkaf


Gay Lovers:
Secret gay lover: ~whosayswhatnow
The its-still-straight-gay lover: ~Absterge

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