| The murktastic me : The mysterious side project: ~TalesOfTheOa Meet the Murkies: The eyeless me : ~DustyApples The party me : ~panel The fanart me : ~TheMurkFanartWall The cultist me : ~MurkNight The crazy me : ~cowalien Twins: The Asian Murk: ~l337squerrel The good twin : `Obsidian-Fox Osaka-loving siamese twin : ~seanne-rkr Siamese Australian : ~Xantoss Siblings: The awesome brother : ~LupineWarlord The apathetic emo brother : ~Weregnome Angry hentai-loving brother : ~Jakesword Kitten eating brother : ~Lyser-san Loner brother (who is crazy) : =Joshi38 Crossdressing younger brother : `timmy64 Maniacal sister : ~Larentia-Ariadne Step sister twice removed who is addicted to maple syrup like a drug: ~shadow-phoegon Creepy older sister : ~RavenHime Gothic older sister : ~ezradeacon Another big sister : =JezFez81 Dungeon sister : *evilrichyseth Bagsy sister (whatever that means): ~redis-thenew-black Sonic crazed surrogate spawn sister : ~WAYPASTCOOL The angelic, yet sinful sister : ~bledangel The little sister who is trying to murder me : ~jojoba Sexy nerd sister : ~4everADarkAngle Yaoi obsessed lil sister : ~saiyan-shinzo Cool asian nee-chan : ~Erzeugen Sexy, lusty, lush of a sister : ~DameStjernelys Half-brother : ~papiland Son with asperger autism : ~invaderrat Incestious Sister : =forgotten-fire Children: Emo daughter who hides in the attic : ~snow-princess The sensitive and artistic daughter : ~kool-kittykat Adopted son (who is a dragon?) : !gecko8940k My adopted child from a third world country : `Mrcrapinson Physically abused son : ~vermin1000 Bastard son : !malomeat Fetus in fetu : *puppetcore DDR-addicted son : ~Nekojin-tuxtard Cutest daughter who is freakishly obsessed with me and wants to be just like me when she's older : *better-than-i-was Parents: My dA dad : ~Neomage My deeply disturbed mother : ~Lord-Fox Grandparents: Corrupt millionaire grandfather : =Doomsday-device The too-many-cat owning grandmother : ~KagomeResurrected Senile veteran grandfather : =jake10684 The retired grandmother : ~mo0nangel Great Grandparents: Crazy great grandmother with cat boobs : ~SylverStrike Godparents: The fairy godmother : *markskywalker "The Godfather" : =Cobrafire Morbid godfather who cracks his knuckles : ~morbidman187 In-Laws: Ultra-hyper adorable nyu-tastic sister-in-law : ~mizunosailormercury Uncles: The badass drunken uncle : `GH-MoNGo The clumsy drunken uncle : !DoomGraphics Pervert uncle who smells funny : `VernonX9000 Psychotic uncle everyone loves : ~radicus-wolf Maniacal mad scientist uncle : ~DoctorBollocks Uncle with Tourettes : ~voxpopulivoxdie Aunties: The crazy aunty who smells like farm animals : `Tepara The crazy aunt who writes saucy porn novels : ^StJoan The crazy aunt who works in a library : ~aristotleunbound Aunt from Świdnica : ~Eclipse84 Strange, flakey aunty (who was adopted) : *gothkath "Aunty Rowan: The Aunty that fixes everybodys problem's for the small fee of written pornography who is also feared by lesser mortals." : ~walnutangel Nephews and Nieces: The pissy emo niece : *Hello-Uh-AHCRAP Creepy bookish niece : ~katherose The cetacean obsessed nephew : *Gordorca Nephew in rehab for cocaine : ~BlackMage86 Cousins: The cousin Uncle Vernon pervs on : ^Hanratty-Stock The hippy, vegan cousin : ~trinasonneveld Drunken first cousin : ~surfing-ant Creepy goth cousin : ~Lady-Jonia Crazy cousin : ~remey Wannabe cousin : ~skeithdestroyer White trash cousin : ~Enigma26 The musical cousin : ~gingerpeace The second cousin (twice removed) : ~Soolzy94 The geeky, paranoid cousin : ~boot2theheadman The mute, murderous cousin : ~TwilightThorn Purple people eating cousin : =balloons Distant cousin no-one gives a shit about : ~SulphurSpoon Distant cousin who forgot hes related to me : ~zenmasterx Second cousin who works for the secret service : ~frozenverdugo Weird cousin we don't like to talk about : ~Kamakacci The ugly cousin who has a raincloud over their head : ~WhiteWind13 Hillbilly cousin from Australia : :*PeaceOut Distant cousin : ~Aspherin Long lost cousin who spounges off people : *Sir-Didymus Long lost cousin who is a president : ~barbranz Second cousin twice removed : ~personalhobbit Deathly mute, cute-obsessing cousin : ~sugarsk8 The bouncy boobs obsessed cousin from Canada : ~Manuverse Deviously annoying lil cousin : ~Dark-lil-Angel Bratty little cousin 32 times removed that noone loves : ~EclipseDarkmaster Cousin with a Joker fetish that knows where I sleep: ~FallenElementalist Crazy Cat-loving Cousin that Lives on an Isolated Island : :jadefyres-freedom: Misc. Family: Distant niece of your second cousin : *magmanorn Non-related, transvestite man-aunty : `manic-cure Your third aunt's long lost brother : `arrioch Bastard lovechild of Vernon and Enigma : *queenoftheshadows The guy that people don't really know how he's related to the family, but shows up to all the events : ~integral The guy in the basement of unknown relation with the bonesaw who disposes of the family's... accidents : ~FEDasDUCK Pets: VAMPIRE CAT: ~NefWolf Pet goldfish : ~zie-chan Pet evil monkey : =OpheliaWhispers Pet fridge mould : ~VolensVivarium Drunken pet bird : ~birdbirdbird Odd dragon-rat pet : ~Sapphire10 Hazardous pet vote : `votemark Pet metool : ~Kashikoi Grandma's pervert cat : ~SylverStrike The cuddly hamster : ~swirlingmist The horny dog : ~kookro Pet wolf : ~DeathSmash Pet duck : ~pluish Annoying constantly talking parrot : ~psylocke3247 The mutated three head rat : ~thwackoogrrbaby Pet Twazak : !Twazak Gender-confused Trogdor : ~orochitorachan Pet Panda who likes to scare people : ~Auzzie-Panda The annoyingly cocky cat : ~viael Left-foot-consuming Meowfox : ~chikhra Pet Frog : ~froggy-hicks Ghoul that lives in the dusty attic : ~Marimenala Cripple crazy : ~Kkaled Pet Witch kept on a Leash : ~TrineWitch Murkkip : `scaramoushe Pet Werewolf : ~jimmyeatsyourworld Friends: Talented friend of whom I have a close and enriching relationship : *Arkillian Gaming buddy : =MMM-AJ Drinking buddy #1: ~fello Drinking buddy #2 : `S-Que Drinking buddy #3 : ~steelbender Vodka drinking buddy : ~PplAreStrange The awfully quiet and mysterious drinking buddy : ~TokyoSession25 Stabby friend : `Spoolaroo The girly musician friend : ~doubtingthomas Rich bitch friend : ~fullmetalstarscream Ouija board obsessed punk chick friend : ~timewarper93 English hobbit friend : =SiPod Pirate Laywer who gives me hugs : ~gloomeress The Institutionalized Heretic Bohemian Friend : ~LaHamletta One time bank robbery hostage with Stockholm Syndrome : ~evalastingjawbreaker Neighbours: Fat annoying neighbour : ~bestgreenknight Noisy & nosey neighbour : =La-Dolly-Vita Local jackass : ~DSMeatte Neighbour most likely die to in a b-horror movie : ~CryingSilence The cranky old woman who works 18 hours a day: @FixMeKnow The Zombie-Warlord next door : `mykel The cat lady five houses down : ~bewarecalamity The girl who knocks on your door and runs away everytime : ~garrbage The neighbor that rings the bell and leaves flaming bags of poo on the doorstep : ~oOTheEnigmaOo The guy who rummages through my garbage : ~AdamZivojnovich The angry dwarf who lives next door : ~ZombieTFK Neurotic neighbor who keeps my house under video surveillance : ~spammeth Neighborhood nymph : ~pablo12288 Guy down the road that makes pervy B Movies : ~daemon-spyder The little kid next door I used to beat up everyday when I was 10 : ~minoriko Foreign neighbour I can't understand : ~Ice-222 Insomniac neighbour who eats stray orphans : ~5-7x28mm The masked vigilante around the corner : ~darkartsmaster The Rich Baron up on the hill : `koffeeben The relentless stalker : ~memecki-yahvwayla Poltergeist-Banshee-Poltergeist-Banshee-Poltergeist : ~steffeni Neighborhood zombie programmer : *minitotoro Dorky kid who plays ball in the street and broke my front window twice : ~monkieri Crazy bus-driver who killed my cat : ~Batsu-Sama The fiesty redhead : ~silbermage Crazy-Ass neighbour : ~sonicman21 Bosses: Captain Planet : ~Captain-Planet Evil Arch-Overlord : ~scarmander Official voice of (tainted) reason : !Weeniemann Hobo Master : =VixenTheWolf Crystal Ball : ~KukaCrystal Emperor of San Francisco : *EmperorNortonII Workmates: Vice Presient of Mercenary Ink. : ~TalosAT Study buddy : ~TheHollister The sidekick : ~Tur713 Co-worker that one day freaks out and kills everyone at the office : ~secondeinstein The Hentai Game Entrepreneur : ~K-Sin Yes Man : ~Rasec-Wizzlbang Workers: Apprentice juggler : ~JonoLucerne The awesome butler : ~truemarmalade The sexy maid : ~kniveschik24 The dorky girl with glasses who brings me coffee every morning : ~BrokenxStars Slavemaster of zombies : !cancerbreath Head Of Security : ~ChrisZane Rental assasin peanut-ninja : ~PeanutPimp Jigsaw's Apprentince : ~ClauseVonJorgen Murk's Official Conscience : ~Miracle-Worker Mute Butler : *VMSkullz Zombie Maid : `TerrorCookie Trophy Whores: Trophy whore #1 : `nosugarjustanger Trophy Whore #2 : `RockGirl1582 Trophy Whore #3 : ~Jimcus Trophy Whore #4 : *lovehatecantdecide The scary girlfriend that everyone wants : ~gabriewl Reno's fiance : ~the-moonlight-sonata Stalkers: Monster hobo that lives in my closet: ~EvilDustyWuffy Lunatic Fanboy : *SpectralMerc Lurking fan : ~zerodeficit Psuedo-Stalker : !SeruOmen Freaky stalker : =mazakala The guy who stalks my house at night : ~TonyHex The girl who lives nearby but I never see : ~pommy-girl The other girl who talks to the girl who lives nearby but I never see : =LynnieTHM The other girl who talks to the other girl who who talks to the girl that lives nearby but I never see : *HalibutWaffles Emaciated rabbitman who sucks on my toes while I sleep : ~Glassic Insane stalker fangirl : =GraveUnicorn Lurking Murking Fan : =jadefyres-freedom The Murkpope : =Dancing-Naked Misc. Others: Wannabe-mini-demigod who seriously lacks worshipers : ~Inspire7 The ghost in the attic : *phierrie Gnome who eats my socks : ~Lineviktoria That wierd chick who mows my lawns : ~Migratory-Coconut Not Batman : ~Betalogan Devil's Advocate : =osyris The guy who doesn't know you : ~BoomerBOmb Alien : =CraZyIvAnIII That guy everybody's talking about on the news : ~Anomunnus Nocturnal Spirit : =NocturnalSpirit The ghost dressed in black at the end of the hall : ~Hemloque Town priest : `zacthetoad Illegal British lodger who hides from Immigration in the storage cupboard : ~WorstCaseGenius Great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandmama's slave : ~Abigaille Annoying fairy godmother : =RomanticFae The doctor that serves horse-bacon a day at the cost of no pants : =DrHadiokie Left Shoe : ~DeadRoute One nobody loves : ~Mortel3 Skeleton in your closet : ~Maggoty-Anne Hobo who goes through my rubbish : ~sakkaf Gay Lovers: Secret gay lover: ~whosayswhatnow The its-still-straight-gay lover: ~Absterge Want to be included? 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Devious Comments
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Gallery | Murks Guides To Life | Official Website
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3-2-1 Let's Jam!
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Because sex, drugs and violence is good for kids.
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If you can read this, you're LITERATE.
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Gallery | Murks Guides To Life | Official Website
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Gallery | Murks Guides To Life | Official Website
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Gallery | Murks Guides To Life | Official Website
Well, I've still got mine on.
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Problem solved.
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