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Observations In Polling

Mon Jan 4, 2010, 11:14 PM
Well, I made a LOT of polls last year! Let's correlate some patterns with them or something!

When selecting genre:
63 deviants said Steampunk
30 deviants said Zombies
28 deviants said Ninjas

When selecting setting:
83 deviants said Time Travel
38 deviants said Dream Questing
24 deviants said Space Exploration

When selecting their favourite aspects of Star Wars:
58 deviants said Yoda using his Lightsaber
26 deviants said Duel-Ended Lightsabers
24 deviants said General Greivous

When asked about their super villain origins:
42 deviants said It seemed like a good idea at the time.
41 deviants said I make the perfectly sane decision to indulge in the powers of darkness.
39 deviants said Evil? I'm the only one who isn't evil.

And now about me!
When asked about what I should do with my life:
142 deviants said Devote your life to being a webcomic artist
94 deviants said Devote your life to being a serial killer

And only 360 deviants posted in the poll where I said if I reached 1000 I'd do a nude photo shoot. So no nude Murk for you, ladies.


So from these highly scientific findings, I have concluded the following:
In 2010, I will keep my pants on, and become a Webcomic artist. I will weave a tale of a Time-Travelling Steampunk Adventure, where the main character is more or less a total prick who chooses to pact with darkness and has some kind of Lightsaber weapon. he will travel through time fighting Zombies and Ninjas, but mostly something more creative than that.

  • Mood: Thanks
  • Listening to: Hercules - Zero to Hero
  • Reading: Lots of really old comments by you guys!
  • Watching: Clone High - Makeover, Makeover, Makeover
  • Playing: With a camera
  • Eating: Raspberry Slice
  • Drinking: Cranberry Juice

Commission me, Gentlemen!

Journal Entry: Sat Jan 2, 2010, 7:18 PM
Facebook l Gallery l dA Portfolio l Watch Me l Note Me

Oh hi guys.
I'm moving down to Palmerston North some time in the next two to three weeks, and anything I can do to expand my wallet is a-okay with me. I'm hitting up Waihi town tomorrow to find some part-time work, but this would really help too.
So commissions!
I'm doing full colour, A4 commissions for NZ$20. Which is stupidly cheap. The only catch is you have to pay in advance, because I need it. :dummy:
Hell, I'll do a journal feature on you too. Because that's sure to tickle someones fancy.

Six slots open!
1. Sprocket
2. Fallen-Red-Ninja
3. evalastingjawbreaker
4. ---
5. ---
6. ---

Direct banking in New Zealand, or Paypal for everywhere else, please.

For the record, any money donated to get Drawfest a subscription is going to stay in my Paypal account. Because that was donation money. :ohnoes:

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Texture by `Princess-of-Shadows
  • Mood: Thanks
  • Listening to: eX Dream
  • Watching: Doctor Who - The End of Time
  • Eating: Gum
  • Drinking: Coffee
Skin by =BloodPromiser (modified by `MurkHellsing)

Absolute Slate Cleaner

Tue Dec 29, 2009, 6:02 PM
  • Mood: Adoration
  • Listening to: Optimistic - Tsubasa Chronicle
  • Reading: Too much in to previous life choices
  • Watching: The Watchmen
  • Playing: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 : Grimoire Of Rift
  • Eating: The Last of the Chocolate Santa Tribe
  • Drinking: The blood of an orange
I'm not a man who likes to do things by halves. Which is why I barely ever do anything at all.
But tomorrow is the last day of the decade, and it is with the courageous resolve of three mythological fighting lions that I am endeavoring to wipe the slate clean on all my shenanigans before the New Year.

So the game is simple, my friends. I choose not to go to sleep tonight, and instead I will power-drive through tomorrow, the final day of reckoning, getting things done.

:slow: So, uh, what should I get done? Any and all suggestions will be tackled with the virtue of a thousand sun gods and bested with my single-handed skills of the bear fist. Whatever that means.

Oh Sure, Exploit The Popular Guy

Sun Dec 27, 2009, 2:10 PM
  • Mood: Isolated
  • Listening to: Ghost in the Shell
  • Eating: Candy
  • Drinking: Beer
*Arcea-Drakkarre is hosting her first ever contest! And I'm apparently helping to get people interested.

Its the Epic Stick Figure Contest - so as far as I'm concerned, there is no excuse why a single one of you can't, won't, or shouldn't enter. And there are prizes too. So go enter.

Anybody else want me to plug something in this journal? Free chance to get featured.

Wonderful Day

Tue Dec 22, 2009, 2:55 PM
  • Mood: Christmas Spirited
I'm going home today!
That means... food! :excited:
That means... my computer! :excited:
That means... Drawfest logos, IDs and flash aps! :la:
That means... commissions to catch up on! :)

Yay!

Much love to everyone!
Have a very Murky Ecksmas!

And draw me something! I'm greedy! :excited:

Journal History

deviantFamily

The murktastic me :

The mysterious side project: ~TalesOfTheOa

Meet the Murkies:
The eyeless me : !DustyApples
The party me : ~panel
The fanart me : ~TheMurkFanartWall
The cultist me : ~MurkNight
The crazy me : !cowalien

Twins:
The Asian Murk: ~l337squerrel
The good twin : `Obsidian-Fox
Osaka-loving siamese twin : ~seanne-rkr
Siamese Australian : ~Xantoss

Siblings:
The awesome brother : ~LupineWarlord
The apathetic emo brother : ~Weregnome
Angry hentai-loving brother : ~Jakesword
Kitten eating brother : ~Lyser-san
Loner brother (who is crazy) : =Joshi38
Crossdressing younger brother : `timmy64
Maniacal sister : ~Larentia-Ariadne
Step sister twice removed who is addicted to maple syrup like a drug: ~shadow-phoegon
Creepy older sister : ~RavenHime
Gothic older sister : ~ezradeacon
Another big sister : =JezFez81
Dungeon sister : *evilrichyseth
Bagsy sister (whatever that means): ~redis-thenew-black
Sonic crazed surrogate spawn sister : ~WAYPASTCOOL
The angelic, yet sinful sister : ~bledangel
The little sister who is trying to murder me : ~jojoba
Sexy nerd sister : ~4everADarkAngle
Yaoi obsessed lil sister : ~saiyan-shinzo
Cool asian nee-chan : ~Erzeugen
Sexy, lusty, lush of a sister : ~DameStjernelys
Half-brother : ~papiland
Son with asperger autism : ~invaderrat
Incestious Sister : =forgotten-fire

Children:
Emo daughter who hides in the attic : ~snow-princess
The sensitive and artistic daughter : ~kool-kittykat
Adopted son (who is a dragon?) : !gecko8940k
My adopted child from a third world country : `Mrcrapinson
Physically abused son : ~vermin1000
Bastard son : !malomeat
Fetus in fetu : *puppetcore
DDR-addicted son : ~Nekojin-tuxtard
Cutest daughter who is freakishly obsessed with me and wants to be just like me when she's older : *better-than-i-was

Parents:
My dA dad : ~Neomage
My deeply disturbed mother : ~Lord-Fox

Grandparents:
Corrupt millionaire grandfather : =Doomsday-device
The too-many-cat owning grandmother : ~KagomeResurrected
Senile veteran grandfather : =jake10684
The retired grandmother : ~mo0nangel

Great Grandparents:
Crazy great grandmother with cat boobs : ~SylverStrike

Godparents:
The fairy godmother : *markskywalker
"The Godfather" : =Cobrafire
Morbid godfather who cracks his knuckles : ~morbidman187

In-Laws:
Ultra-hyper adorable nyu-tastic sister-in-law : ~mizunosailormercury

Uncles:
The badass drunken uncle : `GH-MoNGo
The clumsy drunken uncle : !DoomGraphics
Pervert uncle who smells funny : `VernonX9000
Psychotic uncle everyone loves : ~radicus-wolf
Maniacal mad scientist uncle : ~DoctorBollocks
Uncle with Tourettes : ~voxpopulivoxdie

Aunties:
The crazy aunty who smells like farm animals : `Tepara
The crazy aunt who writes saucy porn novels : ^StJoan
The crazy aunt who works in a library : ~aristotleunbound
Aunt from Świdnica : ~Eclipse84
Strange, flakey aunty (who was adopted) : *gothkath
"Aunty Rowan: The Aunty that fixes everybodys problem's for the small fee of written pornography who is also feared by lesser mortals." : ~walnutangel


Nephews and Nieces:
The pissy emo niece : ~Hello-Uh-AHCRAP
Creepy bookish niece : ~katherose
The cetacean obsessed nephew : *Gordorca
Nephew in rehab for cocaine : ~BlackMage86

Cousins:
The cousin Uncle Vernon pervs on : ^Hanratty-Stock
The hippy, vegan cousin : ~trinasonneveld
Drunken first cousin : ~surfing-ant
Creepy goth cousin : ~Lady-Jonia
Crazy cousin : ~remey
Wannabe cousin : ~skeithdestroyer
White trash cousin : ~Enigma26
The musical cousin : ~gingerpeace
The second cousin (twice removed) : ~Soolzy94
The geeky, paranoid cousin : ~boot2theheadman
The mute, murderous cousin : ~TwilightThorn
Purple people eating cousin : =balloons
Distant cousin no-one gives a shit about : ~SulphurSpoon
Distant cousin who forgot hes related to me : ~zenmasterx
Second cousin who works for the secret service : ~frozenverdugo
Weird cousin we don't like to talk about : ~Kamakacci
The ugly cousin who has a raincloud over their head : ~WhiteWind13
Hillbilly cousin from Australia : :*PeaceOut
Distant cousin : ~Aspherin
Long lost cousin who spounges off people : *Sir-Didymus
Long lost cousin who is a president : ~barbranz
Second cousin twice removed : ~personalhobbit
Deathly mute, cute-obsessing cousin : ~sugarsk8
The bouncy boobs obsessed cousin from Canada : ~Manuverse
Deviously annoying lil cousin : ~Dark-lil-Angel
Bratty little cousin 32 times removed that noone loves : ~EclipseDarkmaster
Cousin with a Joker fetish that knows where I sleep: ~FallenElementalist
Crazy Cat-loving Cousin that Lives on an Isolated Island : :jadefyres-freedom:

Misc. Family:
Distant niece of your second cousin : ~magmanorn
Non-related, transvestite man-aunty : `manic-cure
Your third aunt's long lost brother : `arrioch
Bastard lovechild of Vernon and Enigma : *queenoftheshadows
The guy that people don't really know how he's related to the family, but shows up to all the events : ~integral
The guy in the basement of unknown relation with the bonesaw who disposes of the family's... accidents : ~FEDasDUCK

Pets:
VAMPIRE CAT: ~NefWolf
Pet goldfish : ~zie-chan
Pet evil monkey : =OpheliaWhispers
Pet fridge mould : ~VolensVivarium
Drunken pet bird : ~birdbirdbird
Odd dragon-rat pet : ~Sapphire10
Hazardous pet vote : `votemark
Pet metool : ~Kashikoi
Grandma's pervert cat : ~SylverStrike
The cuddly hamster : ~swirlingmist
The horny dog : ~kookro
Pet wolf : ~DeathSmash
Pet duck : ~pluish
Annoying constantly talking parrot : ~psylocke3247
The mutated three head rat : ~thwackoogrrbaby
Pet Twazak : !Twazak
Gender-confused Trogdor : ~orochitorachan
Pet Panda who likes to scare people : ~Auzzie-Panda
The annoyingly cocky cat : ~viael
Left-foot-consuming Meowfox : ~chikhra
Pet Frog : ~froggy-hicks
Ghoul that lives in the dusty attic : ~Marimenala
Cripple crazy : ~Kkaled
Pet Witch kept on a Leash : ~TrineWitch
Murkkip : `scaramoushe
Pet Werewolf : ~jimmyeatsyourworld

Friends:
Talented friend of whom I have a close and enriching relationship : *Arkillian
Gaming buddy : =MMM-AJ
Drinking buddy #1: ~fello
Drinking buddy #2 : `S-Que
Drinking buddy #3 : ~steelbender
Vodka drinking buddy : ~PplAreStrange
The awfully quiet and mysterious drinking buddy : ~TokyoSession25
Stabby friend : `Spoolaroo
The girly musician friend : ~doubtingthomas
Rich bitch friend : ~fullmetalstarscream
Ouija board obsessed punk chick friend : ~timewarper93
English hobbit friend : =SiPod
Pirate Laywer who gives me hugs : ~gloomeress
The Institutionalized Heretic Bohemian Friend : ~LaHamletta
One time bank robbery hostage with Stockholm Syndrome : ~evalastingjawbreaker

Neighbours:
Fat annoying neighbour : ~bestgreenknight
Noisy & nosey neighbour : =La-Dolly-Vita
Local jackass : ~DSMeatte
Neighbour most likely die to in a b-horror movie : ~CryingSilence
The cranky old woman who works 18 hours a day: @FixMeKnow
The Zombie-Warlord next door : `mykel
The cat lady five houses down : ~bewarecalamity
The girl who knocks on your door and runs away everytime : ~garrbage
The neighbor that rings the bell and leaves flaming bags of poo on the doorstep : ~oOTheEnigmaOo
The guy who rummages through my garbage : ~AdamZivojnovich
The angry dwarf who lives next door : ~ZombieTFK
Neurotic neighbor who keeps my house under video surveillance : ~spammeth
Neighborhood nymph : ~pablo12288
Guy down the road that makes pervy B Movies : ~daemon-spyder
The little kid next door I used to beat up everyday when I was 10 : ~minoriko
Foreign neighbour I can't understand : ~Ice-222
Insomniac neighbour who eats stray orphans : ~5-7x28mm
The masked vigilante around the corner : ~darkartsmaster
The Rich Baron up on the hill : `koffeeben
The relentless stalker : ~memecki-yahvwayla
Poltergeist-Banshee-Poltergeist-Banshee-Poltergeist : ~steffeni
Neighborhood zombie programmer : *minitotoro
Dorky kid who plays ball in the street and broke my front window twice : ~monkieri
Crazy bus-driver who killed my cat : ~Batsu-Sama
The fiesty redhead : ~silbermage
Crazy-Ass neighbour : ~sonicman21

Bosses:
Captain Planet : ~Captain-Planet
Evil Arch-Overlord : ~scarmander
Official voice of (tainted) reason : !Weeniemann
Hobo Master : =VixenTheWolf
Crystal Ball : ~KukaCrystal
Emperor of San Francisco : *EmperorNortonII

Workmates:
Vice Presient of Mercenary Ink. : ~TalosAT
Study buddy : ~TheHollister
The sidekick : ~Tur713
Co-worker that one day freaks out and kills everyone at the office : ~secondeinstein
The Hentai Game Entrepreneur : ~K-Sin
Yes Man : ~Rasec-Wizzlbang

Workers:
Apprentice juggler : ~JonoLucerne
The awesome butler : *truemarmalade
The sexy maid : ~kniveschik24
The dorky girl with glasses who brings me coffee every morning : ~BrokenxStars
Slavemaster of zombies : !cancerbreath
Head Of Security : ~ChrisZane
Rental assasin peanut-ninja : ~PeanutPimp
Jigsaw's Apprentince : ~ClauseVonJorgen
Murk's Official Conscience : ~Miracle-Worker
Mute Butler : *VMSkullz
Zombie Maid : `TerrorCookie

Trophy Whores:
Trophy whore #1 : `nosugarjustanger
Trophy Whore #2 : `RockGirl1582
Trophy Whore #3 : ~Jimcus
Trophy Whore #4 : *lovehatecantdecide
The scary girlfriend that everyone wants : ~gabriewl
Reno's fiance : ~the-moonlight-sonata

Stalkers:
Monster hobo that lives in my closet: ~EvilDustyWuffy
Lunatic Fanboy : *SpectralMerc
Lurking fan : ~zerodeficit
Psuedo-Stalker : !SeruOmen
Freaky stalker : =mazakala
The guy who stalks my house at night : ~TonyHex
The girl who lives nearby but I never see : ~pommy-girl
The other girl who talks to the girl who lives nearby but I never see : =LynnieTHM
The other girl who talks to the other girl who who talks to the girl that lives nearby but I never see : *HalibutWaffles
Emaciated rabbitman who sucks on my toes while I sleep : ~Glassic
Insane stalker fangirl : =GraveUnicorn
Lurking Murking Fan : =jadefyres-freedom
The Murkpope : =Dancing-Naked


Misc. Others:
Wannabe-mini-demigod who seriously lacks worshipers : ~Inspire7
The ghost in the attic : *phierrie
Gnome who eats my socks : ~Lineviktoria
That wierd chick who mows my lawns : ~Migratory-Coconut
Not Batman : ~Betalogan
Devil's Advocate : =osyris
The guy who doesn't know you : ~BoomerBOmb
Alien : =CraZyIvAnIII
That guy everybody's talking about on the news : ~Anomunnus
Nocturnal Spirit : =NocturnalSpirit
The ghost dressed in black at the end of the hall : ~Hemloque
Town priest : `zacthetoad
Illegal British lodger who hides from Immigration in the storage cupboard : ~WorstCaseGenius
Great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandmama's slave : !Abigaille
Annoying fairy godmother : =RomanticFae
The doctor that serves horse-bacon a day at the cost of no pants : =DrHadiokie
Left Shoe : ~DeadRoute
One nobody loves : ~Mortel3
Skeleton in your closet : ~Maggoty-Anne
Hobo who goes through my rubbish : ~sakkaf


Gay Lovers:
Secret gay lover: ~whosayswhatnow
The its-still-straight-gay lover: ~Absterge

Want to be included? Send me a note with your position.

What is the scariest kind of villain? 

38%
55 deviants said Human. The cold, calculating killing machine.
20%
29 deviants said The hero's own dark reflection. His own actions become his undoing!
12%
17 deviants said A viral alien that possesses hosts.
10%
14 deviants said A gaseous or ethereal form, unable to touch, but able to manipulate easily.
6%
9 deviants said A machine. An even colder, faster-calculating killing machine.
6%
8 deviants said A cyborg. The terror of a robot, with the added terror of a religious extremist.
4%
6 deviants said A living planetoid, a devourer of worlds or just a really, really big insect.
2%
3 deviants said A huge alien beast, as strong as a hundred men.
1%
2 deviants said A plant-based lifeform. They're always vengeful.
1%
1 deviant said A powerful beastman, with all the tactical cunning that comes with his barbarian lifestyle.

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